I have been quiet for a while so thought I just give a sit-rep regarding my numbers. I am in 91 houses; 283 rooms in total. The houses (and the number of rooms) in which I and my children currently stay are:
1 CA-MCGILL-CLUMEQ-T2
1 CSTCDIE
1 CYFRONET-LCG2
1 IL-TAU-HEP
1 INFN-ROMA3
1 INFN-TRIESTE
1 MAIGRID
1 NCG-INGRID-PT
1 RO-02-NIPNE
1 RO-07-NIPNE
1 RRC-KI
1 SMU
1 TUDRESDEN-ZIH
1 UKI-LT2-UCL-HEP
1 UKI-SOUTHGRID-CAM-HEP
1 UNIBE-LHEP
1 UNI-BONN
1 UNICPH-NBI
1 UNIGE-DPNC
1 UPENN
1 VICTORIA-LCG2
1 WISC
2 AUSTRALIA-ATLAS
2 BEIJING-LCG2
2 CA-ALBERTA-WESTGRID-T2
2 CSCS-LCG2
2 ILLINOISHEP
2 IN2P3-CPPM
2 INFN-BOLOGNA-T3
2 INFN-FRASCATI
2 LIP-COIMBRA
2 LIP-LISBON
2 NERSC
2 OU
2 RU-PROTVINO-IHEP
2 SE-SNIC-T2
2 TR-10-ULAKBIM
2 UAM-LCG2
2 UKI-NORTHGRID-SHEF-HEP
2 UKI-SOUTHGRID-BHAM-HEP
3 GOEGRID
3 GRIF-LPNHE
3 IFAE
3 IN2P3-LPC
3 IN2P3-LPSC
3 JINR-LCG2
3 PIC
3 SARA-MATRIX
3 SFU-LCG2
3 UKI-LT2-RHUL
3 UKI-NORTHGRID-MAN-HEP
3 UKI-SCOTGRID-ECDF
3 UKI-SOUTHGRID-OX-HEP
3 WEIZMANN-LCG2
4 AGLT2
4 CA-SCINET-T2
4 CA-VICTORIA-WESTGRID-T2
4 FZK-LCG2
4 GRIF-IRFU
4 GRIF-LAL
4 IFIC-LCG2
4 IN2P3-LAPP
4 INFN-T1
4 LRZ-LMU
4 MPPMU
4 MWT2
4 NET2
4 PRAGUELCG2
4 RAL-LCG2
4 SWT2
4 UKI-LT2-QMUL
4 UKI-NORTHGRID-LANCS-HEP
4 UKI-NORTHGRID-LIV-HEP
4 UKI-SCOTGRID-GLASGOW
4 UKI-SOUTHGRID-RALPP
4 UNI-FREIBURG
4 WUPPERTALPROD
5 DESY-ZN
5 INFN-MILANO-ATLASC
5 INFN-NAPOLI-ATLAS
5 INFN-ROMA1
5 TAIWAN-LCG2
6 DESY-HH
6 SLACXRD
6 TRIUMF-LCG2
7 NIKHEF-ELPROD
7 TOKYO-LCG2
8 BNL-OSG2
8 IN2P3-CC
8 NDGF-T1
10 CERN-PROD

The type (and number) of rooms of each type in which my children and I live:
1 DATAPREP
1 DET-LARG
1 DET-MUON
1 PERF-MUONS
1 PPSDATADISK
1 TMPLOCALGROUPDISK
1 TZERO
2 CALIBDISK
3 PERF-EGAMMA
4 PERF-JETS
4 PERF-TAU
5 PERF-FLAVTAG
5 PHYS-EXOTICS
5 TRIG-DAQ
5 USERDISK
6 PHYS-BEAUTY
7 PHYS-HIGGS
8 DATATAPE
9 PHYS-SUSY
9 PHYS-TOP
11 PHYS-SM
55 SCRATCHDISK
56 LOCALGROUPDISK
71 DATADISK

As you can see the type and number of each type of room vary quite alot.

I have 1445 unique children (but over 2700 in total including clones.) Some of my children have up to 16 clones, worringly 989 of my children have no clones at all , should any on my houses or rooms become destroyed many may be lost. Since I am the unique ancestor of all of them, all are reproducable (with various amounts of effort.)

287/636 of the unique Dirks have no clones and 43/57 of the unique Gavins have no clones. These are the easiest to reproduce; as they are produced en mass centrally. However, 659/753 of the unique Ursalas have no clones and are the highest risk children to be able to be reproduced. If only we could get Ursalas' avatar owners to create more clones of them.

In total; my children are 218863 files and 47.065TB of data; whereas I was 15200 files and ~16TB. I.e my children are ~3 times my size; but 14 times my number of files. Of my children; 42TB (143k files) are Dirk's; 1TB(37k files) are Gavin's. Ursula's make up the remaining 5TB/ 3k Files.
My birthday calendar looks like:

Day	Apr	May	Jun	Jul	Aug	Sep	Oct	Nov	Dec	Jan	Feb	Mar
1		9		1	1		1	5	4	3	6	16
2		1	31		2		1	2	3	3	7	4
3		3	5	1			4		1	2	4	16
4			21	1			2	6	2	6	7	7
5		2					3	7	2	3	7	2
6		2		1		2	10	1	5	5	19	13
7						2	1	1	3	1	8	7
8						3		5	5		9
9		1		12		5			3	2	18
10		1	4			2		2	5	2	11
11		1	1	1	2	4		1	8	22	9
12		5		5	1	2	2	3	10	5	3
13		4		6	2	1	4	4	4	6	5
14		6	2	1			3	1	7	6	6
15			3	5	1	5	2	1	3	3	6
16		1	3		4	4	2	2	7	2	5
17			3	3	17	4	1			2	9
18		1	1	2	27	1	1		2	7	11
19					37		1		8	8	7
20		2			7			3	5		18
21		2			6		3	4	1	5	13
22			1		17	5	2	3	2	6	17
23		1	1	8	7	11	1	3	7	10	13
24			1	6	8	3	1	5	2	6	21
25	30	2	4	2	10	2	3	9		5	20
26		3		2	14	6	4	10	2	6	13
27	13	1		1	14	3	5	2	1	3	14
28	36			1	1		7	1		5	7
29	62	14	1	2		2	5	4	9	7	9
30	6		12	1			4	5	2	11
31				4			1		2	9

So you can see there was a busy period around my birth; then in the second half of August; and relatively busy again in the last six weeks.